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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I am mindless.</description><title>Then I realised that eagle's are slightly better</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ialmostcameasashark)</generator><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>And you usually are.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3d255cc8ecd9a6a767f1418656379f87/tumblr_memi23MRZH1r3s5n0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;And you usually are.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/37400580557</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/37400580557</guid><pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2012 08:06:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Facts: Facts Gets On A Soapbox</title><description>&lt;a href="http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/post/34015092740/facts-gets-on-a-soapbox"&gt;Facts: Facts Gets On A Soapbox&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://facts-i-just-made-up.tumblr.com/post/34015092740/facts-gets-on-a-soapbox"&gt;facts-i-just-made-up&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Mitt Romney should get elected. So should Obama. They should both get their own interspersed countries across America comprised of the individuals who voted for them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Everyone who votes for Romney will be subject to his economic policies, taxes or lack thereof, and misogyny. Vice Versa for Obama….&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’m not American but for the sake of the world I’m backing Obama!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/34031582046</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/34031582046</guid><pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2012 11:41:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_max3w1UI3T1qi3uajo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/33130577269</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/33130577269</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Oct 2012 21:45:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>xthedeathofme:

bitchwhatsup:


I think it’s very nice that...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mars23JOqB1qdx7ydo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mars23JOqB1qdx7ydo2_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xthedeathofme.tumblr.com/post/32279300621/bitchwhatsup-i-think-its-very-nice-that"&gt;xthedeathofme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bitchwhatsup.tumblr.com/post/32277135735/i-think-its-very-nice-that-almost-everything-you"&gt;bitchwhatsup&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;small&gt;I think it’s very nice that almost everything you do, you bring from Scotland. Including your jumper.&lt;/small&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I’d love for him to bake me a cake&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He’s adorable, I love this show more than most other things right now&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love a Scottish accent.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/32436826374</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/32436826374</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2012 22:47:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The sexy Miss Pixie Meadows about to hit the stage.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb19a9yu8o1qcmkeso1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The sexy Miss Pixie Meadows about to hit the stage.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/32435154970</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/32435154970</guid><pubDate>Thu, 27 Sep 2012 22:23:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Q: What's green and has wheels?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;A: Grass, I lied about the wheels.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/31934684796</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/31934684796</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 15:34:51 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>thehusbandlist:

Jake Gyllenhaal

In and around my mouth.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ur5rnNaJ1rsqtsro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thehusbandlist.tumblr.com/post/29551966547/jake-gyllenhaal"&gt;thehusbandlist&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Jake Gyllenhaal&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In and around my mouth.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/31925654241</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/31925654241</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 12:07:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>hitrecordjoe:


Endless Gangnam Style

ENDLESS GANGAM STYLE.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma92g6VNRI1qeshkmo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma92g6VNRI1qeshkmo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma92g6VNRI1qeshkmo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hitrecordjoe.tumblr.com/post/31887467984/endless-gangnam-style-endless-gangam-style"&gt;hitrecordjoe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Endless Gangnam Style&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;ENDLESS GANGAM STYLE.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/31925643949</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/31925643949</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2012 12:07:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m94l1a2fVR1rdnz1fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/29926684917</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/29926684917</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 19:16:44 -0400</pubDate><category>pixie meadows</category><category>sunnyleathum</category><category>photography</category><category>nude</category><category>black and white</category><category>girls</category><category>topless</category><category>tattoos</category><category>alternative</category><category>FRONT</category><category>Rockabilly</category></item><item><title>In Reflection.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Sometimes it&amp;#8217;s good to be alone,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;To hurt and frown and be on your own,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s in this time we begin to appreciate the things around us,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We value the company of others more because we begin to crave any form of meaningful interaction,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We hide behind computer monitors, mobile phones and TV screens,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Screaming for life to start. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For the anger and noise projected into our faces 24 hours a day,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We forget that others have feelings and hopes and dreams,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Because it&amp;#8217;s so cold and distant, lost behind technology,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That cold blank face can&amp;#8217;t show you love, warm your soul or bring you up,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It feigns attentiveness to those with vulnerable minds, &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I lose more of my soul,&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;With every word I type.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/29457185370</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/29457185370</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 23:34:27 -0400</pubDate><category>Prose</category><category>poetry</category><category>technology</category><category>fiction</category><category>life</category><category>Tv</category><category>modern life</category><category>sadness</category><category>love</category><category>blank faces</category><category>separation</category></item><item><title>Maneki Neko, bring me luck, bring my fortune, bring me love.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ii2vYWAX1rz3628o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Maneki Neko, bring me luck, bring my fortune, bring me love.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/29084991547</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/29084991547</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2012 19:47:18 -0400</pubDate><category>Maneki Neko</category><category>superstition</category><category>good fortune</category><category>china</category><category>luck</category><category>inspiration</category><category>love</category><category>hope</category><category>cats</category></item><item><title>…But why male models? *pouts*</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d27nxg051qm4jpeo1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d27nxg051qm4jpeo2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d27nxg051qm4jpeo3_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d27nxg051qm4jpeo4_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d27nxg051qm4jpeo5_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d27nxg051qm4jpeo6_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d27nxg051qm4jpeo7_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d27nxg051qm4jpeo8_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8d27nxg051qm4jpeo9_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;…But why male models? *pouts*&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/28985631512</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/28985631512</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 12:09:07 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sunnyleatham:
Sick picture taken by Sunny Leathum of future...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8csfp8hvs1rdnz1fo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunnyleatham.tumblr.com/post/28862991147/sensible-heart-shoot-we-did-today"&gt;sunnyleatham&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Sick picture taken by Sunny Leathum of future FRONT girl Pixie Meadows.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/28985478603</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/28985478603</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 12:05:00 -0400</pubDate><category>boobs</category><category>FRONT mag</category><category>Pixie Meadows</category><category>gorgeous girl</category><category>topless</category><category>tattoos</category><category>piercings</category><category>alternative</category><category>fashion</category><category>glamour</category><category>photography</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ewhxgdvW1rnrnego1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/28984908281</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/28984908281</guid><pubDate>Wed, 08 Aug 2012 11:54:16 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Andrew Garfield - om nom nom</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bfq1qpw21qbhyh5o1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bfq1qpw21qbhyh5o2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bfq1qpw21qbhyh5o3_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8bfq1qpw21qbhyh5o4_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Andrew Garfield - om nom nom&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/28837714673</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/28837714673</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 Aug 2012 10:59:56 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ly9taCIn1qd87hlo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/28805620299</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/28805620299</guid><pubDate>Sun, 05 Aug 2012 21:52:28 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Steve Pemberton. 
An utter hero. Possibly one of the best...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m830xbBr6b1rz3628o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Steve Pemberton. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;An utter hero. Possibly one of the best character actors I’ve ever seen. He is a beautiful man.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/28486189769</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/28486189769</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Aug 2012 11:12:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>sunnyleatham:

Rachel Rule
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j8ud7vxj1rnrnego1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sunnyleatham.tumblr.com/post/27722979405/rachel-rule"&gt;sunnyleatham&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Rachel Rule&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/27828763268</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/27828763268</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2012 07:15:19 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch</title><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/27828602975</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/27828602975</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jul 2012 07:08:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>As I pour my heart out...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Sometimes I feel like a toy someone got for christmas. It looks good and is fun for a while but then the gloss wears off. It doesn&amp;#8217;t quite live up to the expectation and then is left in the graveyard with all the other toys that just didn&amp;#8217;t make the cut. They find out you only do the things it said on your &amp;#8216;advert&amp;#8217;. You can&amp;#8217;t be anything else because it&amp;#8217;s the way you were made. They find out you can&amp;#8217;t be what they wanted you to be&amp;#8230; they find out you&amp;#8217;re only human.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There&amp;#8217;s only so many times you can hear the phrase &amp;#8216;It&amp;#8217;s not you, it&amp;#8217;s me&amp;#8230;&amp;#8217; from different lips before you realise that it is &amp;#8216;you&amp;#8217; (&amp;#8230;me). There&amp;#8217;s only so many times you can be disregarded before you stop blaming everyone else and realise that some how, you are the thing that is broken. You can never find out how you&amp;#8217;ve displeased them or what it is about you that doesn&amp;#8217;t work because they never tell you&amp;#8230; they don&amp;#8217;t care they just want a new toy&amp;#8230; or to play with an older toy they forgot they used to love. I don&amp;#8217;t think I&amp;#8217;ll ever possess the special feature which deserves that love&amp;#8230; even when I am shown love it usually doesn&amp;#8217;t extend past an infatuation about how I look. How can you trust a love based on something so transitory.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I feel a sadness growing inside of me that is unbreakable&amp;#8230; a darkness that will never see the light. It&amp;#8217;s times like this that you realise that compared to the world. You. Are. Insignificant.  Life isn&amp;#8217;t fair and people don&amp;#8217;t always get what they want. It&amp;#8217;s infuriating because you always see these childish, selfish people stepping over others and screwing them around and they just get away with it. I was always taught to &amp;#8216;treat others the way I would want to be treated&amp;#8217; but it seems that it is a deed without reciprocation. I&amp;#8217;m still pushed around and told &amp;#8216;you&amp;#8217;re not good enough&amp;#8217;&amp;#8230; with a song that has so many different versions I don&amp;#8217;t even notice I&amp;#8217;m hearing it anymore.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The biggest frustration is that no matter how many times I get my heart broken&amp;#8230; no matter how many times I get abandoned I am ALWAYS still the bad guy or the slut or the home wrecker&amp;#8230; normally without having done anything; except being naive. I wear my heart so much on my sleeve that I forget that everyone around me is wearing a mask. I&amp;#8217;m stupid enough that you say anything to me and I&amp;#8217;ll believe it&amp;#8230; because I don&amp;#8217;t think I deserve to question your motives. I&amp;#8217;m always grateful that I was even considered, just happy you deigned to spend a moment with me.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Don&amp;#8217;t do me any favours&amp;#8230; I didn&amp;#8217;t ask for it and I&amp;#8217;m losing the ability to carry the burden you leave behind. I can&amp;#8217;t keep holding you up. Eventually Atlas has to shrug.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/27703582901</link><guid>http://ialmostcameasashark.tumblr.com/post/27703582901</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Jul 2012 12:58:57 -0400</pubDate><category>forlorn</category><category>sad</category><category>love</category><category>unrequited</category><category>fiction</category><category>prose</category><category>poetry</category><category>life</category><category>lust</category><category>infatuation</category><category>toys</category><category>christmas</category><category>abandonment</category><category>malaise</category><category>writing</category></item></channel></rss>
